Article 3XCR3 GOP Gasps As Red-Eyed Shadow Counsel Smashes Out Of Gestation Tank

GOP Gasps As Red-Eyed Shadow Counsel Smashes Out Of Gestation Tank

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WASHINGTON-Recoiling in horror at the spectacular power of their newly birthed creation, members of the GOP reportedly gasped Thursday as a red-eyed, shadow special counsel smashed out of a gestation tank, with the dark Robert Mueller sputtering, "I will exonerate Trump." "My God, what have we done?" said California"

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