Comment AZEA Re: Share!

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Why the ISS needs a big laser cannon

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Share! (Score: 0)

by Anonymous Coward on 2015-06-09 09:02 (#AQZ9)

What? The ISS needs a laser?? Whst about me? One of these could be great to deal with the doof doof cars in the neighbourhood

Re: Share! (Score: 2, Insightful)

by billshooterofbul@pipedot.org on 2015-06-09 13:21 (#ARN3)

Just give them the coordinates, and let them shoot from space. That way you can have a plausible alibi. Maybe like commit a minor crime at the same time so the cops are your alibi. Instead of the cops going, Hmm, which house with a giant laser melted those cars?

Re: Share! (Score: 1)

by tanuki64@pipedot.org on 2015-06-09 14:55 (#ARV8)

I doubt that today's lasers from orbit, through the whole atmosphere could even give you a mild tan. :-)

Re: Share! (Score: 1)

by billshooterofbul@pipedot.org on 2015-06-11 15:28 (#AZEA)

Well, luckily the laser has not been installed yet. So its a tomorrow class laser, rather than a today class laser.

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