A republican, a democrat and an independent smoke weed together

Three young adults get stoned and talk politics.

White republican (to black democrat): "I think some of these stigmas you guys have, you place upon yourselves.

Democrat: Like what? Give me an example.

Republican: Like, you can move on from that. Like, when I was two years old, you know, I'd shit my pants. My mom told me not to. I stopped.

Democrat: So, you're comparing the oppression of black people to shitting your pants?

They were also asked who, if presented with Trump, Ryan, and Pence, they would choose to "fuck, marry, and kill." Democrat: fuck Trump, kill Pence, marry Ryan. Independent: fuck Ryan. Republican: fuck Trump, kill Ryan, marry Pence.