You can't find tech staff – wah, wah, wah. Start with your ridiculous job spec

And stop hiring floorspace in San Fran, London for Pete's sake

In a recent IDG survey, the number of execs worried about a skills gap in IT grew from 49 per cent in 2016 to 60 per cent this year. Other surveys shore up this finding as well: a Cloud Foundry Foundation survey from late 2016 had 64 per cent of respondents worried about getting the skilled staff needed."