Article 3XTJC Ryan Zinke Calls For Legislation To Slow Down Destruction Of Wildlife So He Can Truly Savor Every Minute Of It

Ryan Zinke Calls For Legislation To Slow Down Destruction Of Wildlife So He Can Truly Savor Every Minute Of It

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WASHINGTON-Declaring the rapid decrease in the population of several endangered species "problematic," Secretary of the Interior Ryan Zinke called for new legislation Thursday designed to slow the destruction of the nation's wildlife so that he might relish every last minute of its extinction. "We need to preserve"

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