Article 3Z2DT Ted Cruz Attempts To Connect With Voters By Wearing More Handsome Man’s Face As Mask

Ted Cruz Attempts To Connect With Voters By Wearing More Handsome Man’s Face As Mask

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DALLAS-In an effort to make himself more appealing to voters, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) reportedly tried to connect with the audience at a candidate forum Tuesday by wearing the bloody, skinned face of a far more handsome man as a mask. "People are really responding to this new, dapper Ted Cruz," said campaign manager Jeff"

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