Article 41NES Trump Boys Smash Father’s Cell Phone To Search For Chinese Spies

Trump Boys Smash Father’s Cell Phone To Search For Chinese Spies

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WASHINGTON-Eric and Donald Trump Jr. reportedly smashed their father's cell phone Friday to search for Chinese spies, shouting demands that the tiny operatives come out of the receiver with their hands up. "When we heard all these little Chinese guys snuck into our dad's phone and started listening to all the things"

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