Article 41X8R Voter Just Needs To Know Which Candidate Chops Wood In A Flannel Shirt

Voter Just Needs To Know Which Candidate Chops Wood In A Flannel Shirt

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GOODRICH, MI-In an effort to make an informed decision for the upcoming midterm elections, local voter Tom Richardson told reporters Tuesday that he just needs to know which candidate chops wood in a flannel shirt. "You really have to dig through all the generic talking points and policy positions in order to find out"

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