Article 4H6JB DNC Committee Throws Bound Jay Inslee Onto Melting Iceberg Before Pushing Him Out To Sea

DNC Committee Throws Bound Jay Inslee Onto Melting Iceberg Before Pushing Him Out To Sea

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ANTARCTICA-Cackling as they stuffed a rag into the Democratic governor's mouth and tied his hands behind his back, the DNC reportedly tossed a bound Jay Inslee onto a melting iceberg Friday and pushed him out to sea. "Well, well, well, if it isn't my good friend Mr. Inslee! Tell me, sir, as a Democratic candidate-is"

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