Article 4HWVY Paul Manafort Trying To Ferment Vintage Cheval Blanc In Toilet Tank

Paul Manafort Trying To Ferment Vintage Cheval Blanc In Toilet Tank

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NEW YORK-Hoping to replicate the Bordeaux wine's rich flavor profile, Paul Manafort reportedly attempted to create an approximation of a vintage Chiteau Cheval Blanc Tuesday by using a toilet tank to ferment various liquids he had squirreled away inside his prison cell. "It definitely has that oakiness I'm going for,"

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