Grrl Power

From the people who brought you Goat Yoga… Seriously, how did Goat Yoga come about? It had to have been a bet, right? Someone had a line on a shitload of goats and bet his buddy who had a bunch[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Sydney gets distracted by literally anything – 1:10 Sydney eats lunch and forgets she was training – 2:1 Sydney loses interest after getting a splinter – 3:1 Sydney hits a vital service line underground – 4:1 Sydney sends the wrecking[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

I will post an updated version of Sydney’s skill web alongside a very near future page, when her recent purchases are actually covered. I just wanted to wrap this scene first. Sydney isn’t manic depressive, in fact most people would[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

I am pretty bad about picking skills in RPGs, but I blame this on games these days as much as myself. In most games, if you want to really maximize your damage output, you have to spend a zillion levels[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Also heard through the bathroom door: Well, I got two hot ones burning a hole in my pocket. Just wish I knew what to do with them. This glowey web thing is weird. It’s neat how it spins like that.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

The “clothing pressure lines” (I don’t know if there’s a more succinct term for that) can actually be part of the fun because they make the pictures look a lot more spontaneous, and a lot less like you were hanging[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

It’s usually considered a good thing to have a succubus in your friend circles. This assumes you have a high to excessive libido, and also that you want to sleep with the majority of your friends who are appropriately gendered[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

See? I didn’t forget that Sydney had glasses with a built in translator. >cough< So, panel 7, I almost added “CYBERNETIC EYE NOISES” as a nonomatopoeia, but honestly, I really wanted to also add “THAT WOULD DRIVE YOU CRAZY IF[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

The next 22 minutes of the voice mail cover topics such as the weather in Senegal, how weird it is to see common American brands like Cheetos with French packaging, how much better “Belin Croustilles de Fromage” are, which are[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

I would say Anvil should have known better, but it’s been a while since Sydney did any spicy food shenanigans. A long while, come to think of it. Sydney wasn’t going to drink it straight, either. If you missed it,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Sydney uses “ADHD wall of text.” It’s super effective. Exactly what it’s effective at is another matter. I assume that most languages have acronyms. Not like, Chinese, probably. Or even Japanese for that matter. I know Japan knows what they[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Goon Squad literally has no skin in this game. Well… he’s flesh and blood until the dupe dies, then it turns into weird chalky stuff that eventually disintegrates into powder. And even though his dupes loses IQ points for every[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

“The Auger” is what they call the minigun with the bayonets on it. They used to call it “The Augur,” but explaining how “If you see someone pointing it at you, then portents of your future trend negative.” required too[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Introducing Chimyriad, at least formally. Do recall she’s a Patreon cameo, but she fills an important slot in Archon’s intelligence branch. It’s more of a twig, really, since Archon itself is really small, so they need everyone they can get.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Sort of an anticlimactic end to this fight, admittedly. There is part of me that wants to do a OPM style rubble bonanza speed line fest, but this whole sequence feels like it’s getting a little long in the tooth[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Knocking people out in super brawls is usually handled via concussion. Concussions are wildly overused in most media, and in almost every instance, they wildly overestimate how easily people get knocked out. Sure, sometime people in TV shows or whatever[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Why would you not wear waterproof eyeliner? Honestly, I’m asking. Unless you’re about to film the kind of film that involves a lot of gagging, if you know what I mean. Maybe it’s easier to apply or something? But then[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

I for one would play a superhero themed battle royale game. Let people chose three powers at the beginning, or let them select from a selection of pre-made heroes like a DOTA style game, and they fight through a big[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Yes, SuperMassive calls his gravity balls “G-Spots,” because he’s just that rad. You know I’ve never thought about what Maxima’s hair might taste like until I drew this page. Of course, her hair isn’t hair, it’s like some sort of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Occasionally some of the characters (and me) remember that Archon is supposed to be a military organization. Maxima isn’t big on all of the rigorous discipline and marching up and down the square, but I’m fairly certain that generally one[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

I thought about attributing Super Massive/Suck Hole’s speed to actual gravitational time dilation, but he’d need to be putting out a lot of gravity to for it to register as super speed. Like, if you’re standing or sitting, relativity is[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

You can’t blame Varia for having second thoughts about checking out her gestalt interaction with Death Toll. Going from having no powers to absolutely wrecking the oppo like she is here, then back to nada. Not that touching DT is[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Salesgirl: Hello and welcome to SuperMart, how can I help you? Maxima: Yes, I need a hair tie that can withstand at least 300 gravities. Salesgirl: I see. Can your hair withstand 300 gravities? Maxima: It can. Salesgirl: Goodness. I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

“Once I enter, I’ll want a distraction.” “I could increase my mass, fall through the floor and destroy whatever’s underneath.” “That’s always your suggestion.” “And you contribution is to be gold and punch things. We all have our niches.” “Touché?”[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

I haven’t actually decided, but I think this guy might be trying to impress/seduce Max? He’s definitely planning on fighting her, but I’m leaning toward this guy being just a little too impressed with himself and thinking “While I’m proving[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

I, too, am disappointed in Varia’s… I don’t know, ethics? Honestly the very first draft of this scene in my head went down a very different way. I won’t say what that was, cause this probably isn’t the last time[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Will they unleash a superpowered supernova? Merge into a Tyrant type creature? Or will Varia just attain the ability to come up with dumb pun supranyms? That one would be less useful than Bird Radar, cause I can think of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Usually when displaying your captured superheroines, you’re supposed to have them face-out. Maybe a plaque of some sort. And depending on the kind of comic it is, their spandex outfit will be placed on a mannequin next to the display,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

The thing about portal travel over that distance would be the sudden change in the pollen profile. Suddenly discovering hitherto unknown allergies, and not gradually like on a road trip. One breath would be all the pollutants you’re used to,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Heh, okay, so a lot of you guys spotted For Whom The Death Tolls immediately on the last page. I mean, he wasn’t hiding, I guess I was banking on the fact that there’s a bunch of other people with[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Okay, there’s a lot of confusion regarding Varia’s powers in the comments. That’s fair, they’re not so straightforward. So, when she touches someone, Varia gets a power (or a power unlocks, no one is quite sure how it works). The[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

In order of desirable pretzel condiments: Gross ballpark nacho cheese. Yellow mustard. Yummy fondue made from cheese not designed to normally exist in a semi-liquid form. Alfredo sauce. Whole grain mustard. Whole grain mustard AND Alfredo sauce – Yum! There’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Happy The Day After Christmas! For some of us, that’s when we strike the tree and decorations and for some of us, that time is mid-March. As I recall we usually left that stuff up till… New Year’s Eve Eve?[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

The covered faces is really a massive security flaw. It’s literally the #1 mention on the Evil Overlord’s List. I understand the want for faceless minions, though. An army of faceless goons is more scary than a bunch of dude’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Harem should use the map to find the Info Desk, where she can ask about the secret backdoor used to sneak the rest of the team in. It makes sense that if you’re designing the Death Star, it’s a reasonable[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

This handyman is looking to get promoted to security. He practices his taser quickdraw in front of the mirror and phrases like “I.D. please.” and “Move along rebel scum.” and “These aren’t the droids we’re looking for.” Although good maintenance[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

When Jiggawatt teleports through wiring, it’s often really bad for the wires, unless she’s traveling through industrial grade power lines. 12-14 gauge residential wiring is not rated for 1 Jiggawatt, much less 1.21, and it’s a good idea to replace[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

This is a weird page, and drawing isometric stuff is harder than I thought it would be. The picture is supposed to be a simplified model of the base, like a LIDAR scan, not a photograph. Chimyriad is hanging her[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Detla has applied to be on the team, but hasn’t completed all the basic training and courses needed for field duty. She’s going along but will remain onboard the Osprey for security once the team disembarks, along with Peggy and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

These guys really are a liability. He’s stretched too thin, but when upper management says they want two guards on every door, the correct response should be “Well now, do you want one guard per door, each of them having[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Happy Thanksgiving to those of you so inclined! Enjoy your turkey comas. Honestly, the security here is pretty terrible. Any cell that you can’t see into allows for shenanigans. It’s known that Zeph isn’t a super, so they didn’t stick[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Edit: Okay, I have to cop to it. I straight up forgot that Sydney’s glasses auto translate and give her subtitles. I have no excuse for that, but my in-world justification on this page is that there’s a half dozen[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

I know what you’re thinking. “Of Couscous it’s Delicious” is barely an acceptable pun in English, and the newscaster was speaking French, being translated into English via closed captioning, and who knows what language the actual food truck’s name was[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

I hope this page makes sense to everyone. It seems fairly straightforward to me, but then, I wrote it, so it’s hard for me to judge. Anvil isn’t covering her head out of a sense of honoring the dominant religion[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...