Sandra and Woo

There will be only one update next week. I did not have time to think about new strip ideas in the last weeks and I’ve now completely run out of material. Things will return to normal after my return from my Japan trip in mid-April.

As you may know I’ve been on a vacation in Japan for 5 days now and will stay here until 12 April. I will write new Sandra and Woo strips and Gaia pages whenever I find time. Until my return, Powree will create the image files for the website. So please be prepared for minor […]

I will post everything from Japan the next weeks.

International version If you’ve followed my Kickstarter diary, you’ll have noticed that I’ve been working tirelessly during the last weeks to make the international versions of the Sandra and Woo books ready for shipment before my Japan trip from 17 March to 13 April. Today, all books for customers outside the United States have been […]

The new strip comes a few hours late because I rewrote the whole dialog this morning since I wasn’t completely happy with the first version.

I’m currently working like a maniac to be able to send the international versions of the two Sandra and Woo books to all non-U.S. customers before my Japan trip from 17 March 2019 to 13 April 2019. See the Kickstarter campaign for all the info about the books! I printed more books than needed. Around […]

Don’t know how to take it, don’t know where to go My resistance’s running low And every day the hold is getting tighter and it troubles me so… Zoey: Oh my god! I have a shipper! And he wants to hook me up with Julia! Sign: Zoey + Julia = Best ship! Michelle: The most […]

Storyline inspired by the guy who wrote me 20 emails about Zoey getting a girlfriend.

I hope people will get the double meaning of Sandra’s sentence. It’s such fine line to walk on between too obvious and not obvious enough. Zoey: I think I have a stalker! Sandra: It’s horrible what mental illness can make a person do.

In the mind of some readers, the two most recent strips account for a gigantic part of their overall impression of the comic. If they like the strips, Sandra and Woo is one of the funniest comics on the web. If they don’t like them, Sandra and Woo has jumped the shark twice and will […]

Ruth: Oh boy! This is gonna be a feast! I’ve never had lion before! Ruth: To be honest, I got an anonymous tip that I’d be able to snag a huge catch here today. Ruth: Isn’t it great to know that there are people who only want the best for you?

Lion: Let me tell you about the rampant student loan crisis, a ticking time bomb called TARGET2, and… Lion: … as a special scoop, the involvement of JPMorgan Chase in–

Based on a forum post I read some time ago. Sandra: Cargo cult chinaware. Woo: Excuse me? Sandra: Cargo cults developed on multiple islands in the Pacific in the first half of the last century. Western armies set up military bases there and introduced isolated peoples to manufactured goods, or “cargo”. Sandra: After the military […]

This strip is good for Woocoin. Caption: Suddenly, a political cartoon! Sandra: Like my costume, Cloud? Cloud: Glurg. Caption: Paywall Caption: The 1% Caption: Central Bank of Northia Caption: Honest webcomic readers Elephant: I hate walls! Donkey: Oh? All of a sudden!? Caption: Privileg Novil: This is bait.

Richard: What did you order?! Sandra: You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth! Richard: Yes, I can! Now spit it out! Sandra: You’re entering a world of pain…! Caption: Later. Larisa: I should start taking money for this. Richard: My little Sandra is an innocent angel who’s never had an impure thought in […]

Richard: Costume-Heaven.com – The biggest shop for cosplay and– Sandra: Mine! Richard: It’s just a hunch, but is it possible that you don’t want me to find out what you ordered? Sandra: Hissss!

Larisa: That’s it! This memory won’t bother you anymore. Sandra: Let’s make a deal! Sandra: I’ll wear a sexy maid costume if you also wear one! Cloud: RAAAH! Fear: All girls are demons! Even the quiet ones! Anger: Especially the quiet ones!

Sandra: Hi, Liz, what are you doing? Larisa: I’m removing one of Cloud’s core memories. Sandra: How’s it going? Larisa: Very well. I’ve already located it. The rest is just rocket surgery. Larisa: However, I’ve just stumbled upon this strange construct. <tube> It’s different from a memory. It’s more like a… desire, and it’s– Sandra: […]

Cloud: I wish it were possible to erase memories! Larisa: It is! Cloud: It is? Larisa: Yup! I once saw a documentary about it on Nickelodeon. Larisa: Looked pretty easy. Shall I give it a try? Cloud: Sure! Cloud: Is this safe? Larisa: Absolutely! My safety glasses are rated +W3 according to ANSI Z87!

Cloud: Is there something you really hated as a kid, but now love? Ye Thuza: Getting spanked. Cloud: It’s too late, mom! I’ve already heard it! Ye Thuza: That’s not true! LA-LA-LA-LA-LA Disgust: Yup, that’s a core memory!

Woo: So Ruth’s staying? Lily: For the time being. Woo: I guess there’s a lesson to be learned here. Lily: Which is? Woo: Your girlfriend won’t leave you as long as you’re clingy enough! Lily: That’s a terrible lesson! Woo: Still better than “Good things come to those who wait.”

Ruth: Sid! Cut it out! Ruth: If you’re so desperate to stay with me, you’ll have to come along! Sid: Hmmm… Shadow: !

Here are two diagrams that show how often the main and supporting characters of Sandra and Woo appeared in each year. Note that there were only 20 strips in 2008. The last year was clearly the year of Zoey who appeared almost as often as Larisa on #2. There certainly won’t be that many strips […]

Lily: Thank you for everything! And good luck! Ruth: Good-bye! Ruth: Let’s go! Ruth: This is gonna be a loooong trip.

I love their faces in the third panel! Caption: A few days later. Ruth: Long story short: The hunting grounds in this forest are exhausted… Ruth: … And I will therefore leave this place to look for a new home. Sid: AAAAA Sid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Ruth: He took it better than I thought.

Sorry for the late posting of this strip, but I have a cold. Ruth: Oh boy! I’ll be able to feast on this fat roast for days! Ruth: I’m afraid, though, that word will get around and I’ll have to give up on this part of the forest as hunting ground. Caption: Many years later. […]

Here is the obligatory link to our ongoing Kickstarter campaign for the Sandra and Woo: 10 Years anthology and the art book The Art of Sandra and Woo! Ruth: Mmm, delicious! Mrs. Honeysun: This is just a bad dream! Just a bad dream!! Mrs. Honeysun: Whew, it was just a– Mrs. Honeysun: GYAAAA

Here is the obligatory link to our ongoing Kickstarter campaign for the Sandra and Woo: 10 Years anthology and the art book The Art of Sandra and Woo! Mrs. Honeysun: Praying won’t help, Lily. I’ve heard from well-informed circles that your useless goddess is on vacation again. Lily: I’m not praying for my kits, Mrs. […]

Here is the obligatory link to our ongoing Kickstarter campaign for the Sandra and Woo: 10 Years anthology and the art book The Art of Sandra and Woo! Caption: Christmas cards Caption: Nothing is better than a gift that comes from the heart. Quote: “Looking forward to things is half the pleasure of them.” – […]

Here is the obligatory link to our ongoing Kickstarter campaign for the Sandra and Woo: 10 Years anthology and the art book The Art of Sandra and Woo! Lily: Mrs. Honeysun? Mrs. Honeysun: Greetings! Mrs. Honeysun: I was just passing by and thought a raccoon kit would be perfect as a little snack. Mrs. Honeysun: […]

Here is the obligatory link to our ongoing Kickstarter campaign for the Sandra and Woo: 10 Years anthology and the art book The Art of Sandra and Woo! Mrs. Taylor: Give me that! Sandra: I think it’s really gross when Mrs. Taylor chugs a whole bottle of schnapps.

Yesterday, I reached a major milestone as I finished the work on the Sandra and Woo: 10 Years anthology and the art book The Art of Sandra and Woo. Both books are now ready to be printed by Ka-Blam.com for our Kickstarter supporters in the United States. A few minor technical adjustments will be necessary […]

Here is the obligatory link to our ongoing Kickstarter campaign for the Sandra and Woo: 10 Years anthology and the art book The Art of Sandra and Woo! Larisa: You know, Sandy, as cute girls we have the unique privilege of being trendsetters. We can create new trends, but we can also help things that […]

Here is the obligatory link to our ongoing Kickstarter campaign for the Sandra and Woo: 10 Years anthology and the art book The Art of Sandra and Woo! Sandra: You’re a big Bitcoin fan, huh? Ralph: Yes! It’s not my favorite crypto currency, though. Sandra: There are more? Ralph: Yup. 2068 in total. Sandra: Two […]

This strip is good for Bitcoin. Here is the obligatory link to our ongoing Kickstarter campaign for the Sandra and Woo: 10 Years anthology and the art book The Art of Sandra and Woo!

Here is the obligatory link to our ongoing Kickstarter campaign for the Sandra and Woo: 10 Years anthology and the art book The Art of Sandra and Woo!

Here is the obligatory link to our ongoing Kickstarter campaign for the Sandra and Woo: 10 Years anthology and the art book The Art of Sandra and Woo! Larisa: To show that this book is full of good advice, I will select and read a random passage from it. Book cover: The Holy Bible Larisa: […]

Here is the obligatory link to our ongoing Kickstarter campaign for the Sandra and Woo: 10 Years anthology and the art book The Art of Sandra and Woo! If you missed the news: International shipping is now available as well: Shipping costs: United States: 5€ ~ $6 Germany: 5€ ~ $6 EU: 10€ ~ $11 […]

I’m not bitter of anything, nooooooo… Here is a repost of the most interesting parts of the latest Kickstarter update: PDFs in full resolution I have decided to offer all PDFs in their original full resolution! The reason for this is that I was not satisfied with the display quality of the originally offered reduced […]

Here is the obligatory link to our ongoing Kickstarter campaign for the Sandra and Woo: 10 Years anthology and the art book The Art of Sandra and Woo! Creating the books was a huge amount of work, but it all paid off in the end! The books turned out great and I’m very proud of […]

Here is the obligatory link to our ongoing Kickstarter campaign for the Sandra and Woo: 10 Years anthology and the art book The Art of Sandra and Woo! Creating the books was a huge amount of work, but it all paid off in the end! The books turned out great and I’m very proud of […]

Yay! International shipping is now available! See this news post on Kickstarter for all the info about it. Here is another link to our Kickstarter campaign for the Sandra and Woo: 10 Years anthology and the art book The Art of Sandra and Woo! It was an incredible amount of work, but it all paid […]

It’s finally online, our Kickstarter campaign for the Sandra and Woo: 10 Years anthology and the art book The Art of Sandra and Woo! It was an incredible amount of work, but it all paid off in the end. The books turned out great and I’m very proud of them! I hope you’ll like them […]