NEW YORK-In an approach made with parted, tongue-moistened lips and very little warning, a big open mouth was reportedly headed straight for local woman Sylvia Escolero's face Thursday, saying she was so beautiful and it wanted to kiss her. Sources confirmed Escolero, who was struck silent by the sudden development and had time only to [...]The post Big Open Mouth Coming At Woman's Face Says She So Beautiful And Wants To Kiss Her appeared first on The Onion.