WASHINGTON-Crossing their arms and tapping their feet impatiently, election officials across the nation announced Tuesday night that they wouldn't release the results of the 2024 presidential race until you had brushed your teeth and put on your jammies. The results are in, the 47th president of the United States has been chosen, and all the [...]The post Election Officials Announce Results Won't Be Available Until After You Brush Teeth, Put On Jammies appeared first on The Onion.