Article 3YZH3 Kavanaugh Sweating Bullets After Betting Life Savings On Being Confirmed To Supreme Court

Kavanaugh Sweating Bullets After Betting Life Savings On Being Confirmed To Supreme Court

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WASHINGTON-Following Christine Blasey Ford's accusation that he sexually assaulted her at a high school party, sources close to Brett M. Kavanaugh told reporters Monday that the nominee was "sweating bullets" due to betting his entire life savings on his confirmation to the Supreme Court. "Oh, shit, it was a sure"

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