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Cut-and-shut trundlebot with spiffy new paint job meant to be headed to the Moon in 2028

A mountain of CVEs, a certificate cleanup, and yet more work for Microsoft's patching teams

UK shoppers caught up in third-party security mess, and nobody knows whether the data was flushed away

Infrastructure spending outruns measurable returns, with supplier finances key to judging when trouble arrives

Missing DMARC or wobbly SPF means your mail may be treated as suspicious

EVENT: Peers compare how they find the shares nobody closed, over dinner with The Register in London.

No reopening date as orders face delays and some customers are told to refuse deliveries to cancel purchases

Rage, rage against the dying of the right

Altman, Torvalds, Yen. One has got his head screwed on. The others could do with some grounding

Stolen sysadmin credentials enabled a follow-on attack on the campus management system

Music fan from Wales lets listeners pit AI-generated songs against human bops - including toilet operas and HR protest songs

Soaring component costs and warranties of up to three years give buyers more reason to consider pre-loved hardware

One lucky engineer scored a free dinner during the frantic fix, the rest got to explain their mistake

Fixes are arriving faster than new bug reports for one major Linux project

PLUS: Japan declares infosec emergency; Apple makes biggest school Mac sale, ever, anywhere, in the Philippines; And more!

Admits to affair after company board opens probe into alleged contact with possible Chinese asset who bought GPUs in bulk

Browser demo renders the classic shooter in ASCII, with no login required and considerable squinting encouraged

278 proposals on table, and some fear they might shift power to governments

The case for managed inference, or automatically routing queries to the right model for the right job

Team given a day's notice faced distressed callers, safeguarding decisions during project that stretched from 2 weeks to 11

Bad drivers behind the wheel or underneath the operating system - neither is ideal

If you wouldn't put it on GitHub, don't give models access to it

Technical debt shoveled aside to make large-scale AI training more resilient

The FAA will need to come up with more money to finish the wider overhaul, though

New and revived desktops promise Cupertino polish, but our quick tests found a few seams showing

Co-design platform for quantum error correction melds IBM quantum kit with AMD CPUs and GPUs

Who'd'a thunk a giant steel box could make such a flop? Us, that's who - and probably you, too

Organization responsible for countering anyone who wishes to scupper the US's ambition for AI supremacy

Mint 27 to land before Christmas, with stable Wayland display upgrades, as punters try out Cinnamon 6.8

Staff memo pushes return to flight into January, overshadowing third-stage and engine announcements

Botched server move left the door open, and DigiCert took months to notice someone had wandered in

Planning notice puts renewal at nearly twice the 2023 value, just as Whitehall frets about US tech dependence

Turns out throwing billions at GPUs doesn't automatically mean everyone gets more done

Cyber Security and Resilience Bill could pave way for searches, seizures, and inspections when operators lose control of automated systems

Supplier told to clear benefit claims with health chiefs, though enforcing approval could prove tricky

Committee can't confidently tick off any of government's ten supply security tests, with alternatives a decade away

Repeated reports about inaccurate form filling have lingered for years

Support chap told to either allow blatant policy violations or find a new job

CEO says sovereigns probably exploited PHP2SHELL ages ago, and suggests containers are dead

CERT-IN warns of significant escalation' in AI-powered attacks, some after victims tried to improve defences

No documented attacks against American supermarkets...yet

The cloud giant refits its agentic dev tools for agent orchestration

How it got there is another matter entirely

Decade-old vulnerability in OpenSSH is now fixed, so get a-patchin'

Agentic 'on-path attack' went after Chainalysis's tools, which are routinely called upon to assist police investigations

One installer now offers conventional and read-only systems as separate Micro distro bows out

The latest bug hunting model 'avoided exploiting out-of-scope services over 99 percent of the time', claims House of Altman

Mystery limits expand for users without the paid add-on, with upgrade prompts ready when features run dry

They denied the data was real...then removed it

DRAM revenue jumps 369 percent as AI demand keeps supplies tight and prices climbing