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If you have one of these AI-generated homepages, you'd better download and save it quick

Researchers say organizations should have detected and secured them sooner

HPE aims for the market with faster, more cost-effective HPC storage to combat rising costs

Rivals offer sympathy for stranded admins - and a reminder that putting all your eggs in one basket has consequences

You can probably guess what he blames for the excessive workload

In the aftermath of Jensen Huang's resignation, not only may the AI bubble pop, but the world economy is in some peril

Admins with archives of ancient files brace for the wave of tickets from confused users

Germany's Bundeswehr lifted precautionary grounding after malicious update reportedly reached military servers

Five-year contract follows London setback as former Met chief Cressida Dick emerges as a paid adviser

The Boss mentions 'AI security,' triggering an entirely proportionate incident response

Watchdog wants assurances from 200 execs that employees aren't poking around patient files they have no business viewing

New report calls for change, highlights hodgepodge governance and misunderstanding about tech's limitations among officers

Official figures put uptake at just six trusts, while FoI responses raise questions about which are actually benefiting

ISO working group faces a fight over runtime checks, complexity, and the language's release timetable

Hasn't completely ruled out cyberattack as cause of incident that's damaged Exchange Online and services that rely on it

It wasn't the not-very-legal source code raid that caused it, but a colleague who punted a pager

Seized passport during probe of suspected paperwork fibs that hid server shipments to parts unknown

Open weight model can now say things Chinese authorities don't like

FaceStealer' scam tied to $400M+ theft, 900+ webcam recordings

Actions taken thus far have not provided the anticipated relief'

'Intelligent eyewear' has a built-in camera and mic, but there's a recording light to warn you and some stern legalese to discourage abuse

Anthropic sets behavior standards to protect Claude from rough treatment

Meanwhile, a group of nonprofits sue AI giants and cite AI-driven cyberattacks

Lego fans demand answers as outage approaches a week with no confirmed cause

The competition is circling like vultures

Trump donor says he privately questioned deportation tactics. Shame about the privately bit

A little tinkering can black hole obnoxious Samsung TV ads and some tracking, until a firmware fix ruins the fun

Zero-size graphics can derail printing, while some admins also face activation failures

AI agents face restrictions over safety checks that require a human touch

Upgrade, migrate, but don't prevaricate - time has run out

'Next week's earnings call just became the most important in the company's history'

New unit sports more qubits and is planned to be part of future fault-tolerant rig

ConnectWise disables third-party extensions in 400 environments as bughunters uncover auth hole may let crims bypass MFA

Only a minority want to ban it. Plus plenty of updates on 16 projects

Linked server connections can linger long past their welcome

Sales from EU HQ'd vendor rocket in two years. The Trump affect? Yes but NIS2 and DORA are factors too

UK staff get their say while a separate union-busting dispute heads towards its conclusion

We love this, but suspect this is the Marmite of GNOME extensions

You could check out more than your room

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Hyperscale meets micro-computing by offering APIs to test your apps

Couldn't get the hardware it needed to generate certs, so tried to code a workaround

Now enables backup by default and hints a little on-prem infra never hurt anyone

Operators face longer connection waits and a growing need to bring their own electricity

And find they were right all along

Outage hits login, software repositories, and patching tools hours before online event kicks off

Easy lid swaps earn praise from iFixit, but panel removal ends in cracks and USB-C repairs require logic board surgery

KB5132061 throws 0x800F0993 and 0x800F0989 errors, and Redmond is saying nothing

Flash VGR in Morse code on November 17 to salute the veteran probe - just don't expect it to see you