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Updated 2026-06-15 19:45
HPE offers VMware refugees a year off the meter
Free VM Essentials license and cut-price Zerto dangled at customers eyeing a platform escape
Council of Europe hacked in ShinyHunters' PeopleSoft heist
Joins the ranks of Nottingham Uni and 100 other unnamed victims
Java's Project Valhalla finally lands a preview in JDK 28
Don't hold your breath, though - architect Brian Goetz warns devs it will likely still be preview in next LTS release
Feds snooze as US datacenter law set to lapse with no replacement in site
Federal Data Center Enhancement Act (FDCEA) of 2023 covers standards including security and sustainability
The Y2K bug is back! Dutch dev digs up untimely flaw in old BSD build
26 years late and no threat unless you still run a PDP-11/70 and rely on short-wave timekeeping broadcasts
NASA management wants a word and won't say why
A mystery calendar event is certainly one way to find out about being selected for the Artemis III crew
Red Hat gives Ubuntu a bootc up the backside at Canonical shindig
Bootable containers pitch shows how distro can be managed with familiar OCI tooling
Microsoft site throwing warnings after someone forgot to renew cert
Connectivity checker trips browser alarms thanks to lapsed security paperwork
Europe's AI paralysis has a solution - and it starts with a semantic twin
PARTNER CONTENT: Onix's Wingspan platform promises to move enterprises from pilot purgatory to governed, enterprise-wide AI deployment in weeks, not years
Salesforce reels in customer support AI specialist Fin for $3.6B
Support bot maker claims its AI agents can resolve three-quarters of customer queries without human help
PRC-linked spies hid inside medical and military networks for more than a year, snooping through Gmail and stealing data
Google says the intruders were on the hunt for everything from drone tech to pathogens
Arch Linux locks down AUR signups amid wave of malicious commits
Community repo freezes new accounts after attackers swamp it with poisoned package updates
US clampdown on Anthropic models sends EU sovereignty surge into overdrive
Brussels says access curbs prove Europe needs greater technological independence
Flatpak-NG sounds like bad news for systemd refuseniks
Linux app packaging rethink could leave alternative-init distros in the cold
UK AI hiring surges as firms seek people to babysit the bots
PwC says AI hiring jumped 61 percent despite wider slowdown in vacancies, with employers increasingly looking for workers who can use AI rather than build it
UK Treasury hunts CTO on salary that may not compute for top tech talent
The pension may be cushy, but the looming headaches for 77K are not
Palantir's NHS data deal called in for a second opinion
Experts welcome contract review after claims NHS England missed chance to grow UK health tech market
Britain plots digital bedtime after kicking under-16s off social media
UK plans to go further than Australia, while also targeting stranger contact, livestreaming, and addictive platform features
Google found liable for bad AI Overview results. Let’s play Truth Or Consequences
Hush. children, what's that sound? Has the flood gates' key been found?
Munch Museum Windows display gives visitors something to scream about
When art reflects modern realities
Chinese e-tailer claimed 14-inch box stretched the size of a 9-inch tablet
This is why you don't let junior staff save the company a few dollars'
Fire burns Google Cloud India’s network, which remains slow a week later
PLUS: Japan's space truck is back in business; Zoho's DIY servers; Record tech exports for Korea, and more!
US Army picks out Vampire to fill a gap in its layered drone defenses
L3Harris supplies system that can down incoming drones with laser-guided rockets
AI is code – and can't be prompted into being smarter
From Java tests to Shai-Hulud, bots keep proving they'll swallow anything you feed them
EU sovereignty push gives tech buyers a new alphabet soup to swallow
Brussels presses on despite US fury as it looks to enforce cloud autonomy and bolster open source
Scientists pour cold water on claims phones are rewiring kids' brains
MPs told that while concerns over handsets and social media grows, evidence they're changing children's brains is limited
World Cup AI predictor now lets users ask daft what-ifs
Spoiler: It doesn't end well for Team Register
AWS rolls the dice for faster, more efficient networking
Honey, I flattened the datacenter network
NHS patients can't opt out of Palantir's data platform – but their hospital can
Minister says trusts can go it alone on procurement as Parliament mulls February 2027 FDP contract renewal
XP-era Windows spotted haunting London's driverless railway
A blast from the past greets commuters
NanoClaw now armed with JFrog for safer packages
AI agents can't be trusted, so don't give them dangerous powers
SK Hynix to boost memory production 3x ... you can wait another 8 years, right?
We're moving as fast as we can, says SK Group chair
Holy git! Microsoft code-sharing site suffers downtime, despite move to Azure
GitHub caught off guard by customers actually using the AI being evangelized
MX Linux 25.2 provides possible refuge from AI as well as systemd
Plus, Raspberry Pi edition finally catches up
Fired IT worker jailed for 21 months after sabotaging old school district
Iowan's scheme undone after misplacing trust in former coworker
KPMG's AI report becomes an accidental demo of AI hallucinations
GPTZero claims only 5 of the report's 45 citations matched their sources, raising questions about how the Big Four's AI study was assembled
Novo Nordisk reports cyberattack as UK gives Wegovy pill the nod
Clinical trial participant data stolen, but pharma giant says exposed records were pseudonymized
Amazon owns up to using 2.5bn gallons of H2O in its bit barns last year
The West's biggest online shopping mall comes clean about its datacenter water usage
Microsoft has mostly repaired flaw in Surface hardware that allowed unprotected devices to be bricked by a single packet
And it was Microsoft Copilot that unwittingly revealed the longstanding vulnerability
Google fires sueball at alleged Chinese phishers over AI-powered fraud ops
Telegram-based 'Outsider Enterprise' accused of sending millions of scam texts and impersonating trusted brands
SpaceX's $75B IPO has investors seeing stars
It might also make Musk the world's first trillionaire
Met Police boss threatens to cut 700 frontline jobs after Palantir deal blocked
Commissioner Mark Rowley says automation savings are now 'at risk'
Plymouth council exposes hundreds in latest local government email gaffe
Authority admits mass message to home-schooling families revealed recipients' addresses, prompting ICO report and apology
UK digital ID gets brain trust to 'challenge' ministers on policy
CEO of Mumsnet among the six-member team
BOFH: For one ambitious security type, chaos is a ladder
Mission Control sends its regards
Windows bowls a BSOD at sports fans
It's just not cricket
Delos Data offers AI chip startups a fast track to rack scale
Half the trouble of building an Nvidia NVL or AMD Helios competitor is just getting the networking out of the box
This is your BIOS speaking. Please fix me. Your PC is broken
Casual IT team learns that building bespoke PCs can be a false economy
Claude is ready for its corporate close-up
IDC says recent moves show Anthropic racing to meet enterprise requirements
Everyone hates frontier AI labs, says Palantir boss
'Enterprises are fed up,' says Alex Karp, because LLM makers 'want to tokenmax' instead of understanding enterprise needs
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