Stay safe, my friends – be smart! Warm regards, JED

TRANSCRIPT: The Eshtakk’s corpse suddenly erupts with tentacles which reach out to ensnare Ipola KOR LACHNIS: <Mock me now, moon queen! Where are your clever jibes n- > IPOLA: <Please don’t distract me. I’m working on a poem in[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT: Kor Lachnis rises in the air to meet Ipola and the two exchange some spectacular spell and counter-spell IPOLA: (In ancient Erogenian) <”Kor Lachnis the Great! Ruler of Chachra Chan! I must say your legend has been kind to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT: KOR LACHNIS: (in Urttish) <Ha! Let that teach thee, Gorshas–> Panel 2: Kor Lachnish gets BASHED through his magickal shield with a barrel Panel 3: Ipola, levitating herself and looking down IPOLA: (In Erogenian) <Teach him what, O “Mighty[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

This year we are once again participating in a sexy web comics promotion. We have a nice little pinup most of you would enjoy, and links there for a lot of other folks’ comics and sexy art: Valentine’s Day Sex[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT: KOR LACHNIS: <What is this?! Thou saidst – > GORSHASH: (taking a stance)< It was, lord, by Shuach! The other one was powerless!> IPOLA: <Yes – “The other one” – my daughter. I am proud of Tula,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT: PAGE 1166 Kor Lachnis and Gorshash enter. Kor Lachnis is laughing and clapping KOR LACHNIS: <HA-HA! It is as I said! The true Erogenian seed survives! Is she not magnificent, Gorshash? All she needed was a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT: Blood is pouring from Eshtakk’s mouth, he is gurgling and can’t speak, he begins to crumple to the ground, and as he does, Ipola expertly snags the key ring at his belt with her great toe and tosses it[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

My people, this is a global ecological emergency. *All* of us need to pitch in as best we can. So if it helps you get motivated, then Zona, Mentl and all their friends are willing to bare it all for[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT IPOLA: <What’s your name?> ESHTAKK: <I’m gonna … do you. > IPOLA: <Well … Let’s hope we can find an alternative to raping me, shall we? What do they call you?> ESHTAKK: <You can call me “Owner.”> PANEL 2[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Happy holidays, one and all! Heading out to hang with the family in Colorado Springs, so the next update might be a bit late! Warmest regards, JED

TRANSCRIPT: KOR LACHNIS: <Hah! Well, such a female should definitely be bred. Eshtatkk!> ESHTAKK: <Yes, owner?> KOR LACHNIS: <Wouldst thou like to breed this one?> ESHTAKK: <I … will do what owner says to do … and like what owner[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT: KOR LACHNIS: <Thou canst not imagine -> IPOLA: <Oh, yes I can. I have a very active imagination, and I’ve also had a very big library of very old books and a lot of time to read. I know[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

KOR LACHNIS: <So – how does it satisfy thy hatred now, my son? To see her thus?> GORSHASH: <I think that God has delivered her into our hands for His own purposes. And my hatred delights in it. > KOR[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT: KOR LACHNIS: <Here – see what thou canst do with it Owner Of All Owners?> He tosses the ring to Gorshash, who drops it immediately, crying out in pain with a burnt hand GORSHASH: Aghh! KOR LACHNIS:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT: IN THE TEMPLE OF SHUACH PRISON ROOM Ipola wakens in iron shackles – a slave collar around her neck. She is nude. A burly eshtakk is standing nearby, keeping watch. IPOLA(NARR): Great. Just great. […]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT: Riderless, the dragon flies off. Ipola surveys her dead enemies, and her dead friend. IPOLA: Hrraarch … Oh, Luna, how can I ever balance this? KOR LACHNIS: Thuu-duthracani! IPOLA: AAGH! A sudden magick bolt takes Ipola from behind –[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Just at the moment, we’re temporarily stalled on the animation project. So we’ve taken advantage of the lull to revisit the Gen 8 model of Zona, and I think this time, even more than last, we’ve hit it on the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT: ZONA: Yes, Zonn is alive, and very well, indeed. And he will fight for Erogenia when we call. You’ll all hear that story in full soon. But the word and the order is this: It is time for all[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT: ZONA: That is *not* the reason we came after you. The reason … I … came after you. TULA: There was more than one reason. More than one purpose in our actions. Not all of it is under[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT: PAUSE. Zona and Pontagar eye each other. PONTAGAR: You got what you went for. He’s here, now. And … I saw some of what he can do. (To Mentl) PONTAGAR: So – you’re going to fight for us? Use[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Transcript: ZONA: So … Benelek, Tragan, Musta … PANEL 2 (Yatta-Ta throwing his hat in the fire) RANNIK: And Sheahla. That’s just today. ZONA: Gods. PANEL 3 CU on Zona ZONA: How many left?[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT PANEL 1 MENTL: They can rest here – you all can come back for them later. When all this is … over. PANEL 2 YATTA-TA: It’s … It looks like it never happened. ZONA: Yes. But – it did,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT: “Dig my grave” Dig my grave Mentl plows a hole in the ground sufficient for the corpses – all while keeping the dirt suspended above it GUNTIG: Well, that’s … TULA: Impressive?

TRANSCRIPT RANNIK: Fiz? TULA: He’ll live. He may even fight again, but … there was a lot that was broken. He can’t walk back. GUNTIG: We need to go, all. Now. ZONA: Get your eyes up top,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT: YATTA: By Thrasu’s sacred blood, Zona! You return to us! MENTL: Hey, Chuckles. YATTA: Hah-hah! And Mentl, my old friend! (big hug) What a joy to see you! TULA: (approaches) Yatta-ta … YATTA: Your Highness! What an unexpected honor[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT: MENTL: Here – have some kishir. I’ll see what I can do about immobilizing the arm – but not sure how good my healing magick is, just yet. I’ll let Tula handle you when she’s got a minute.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT: TULA: Fiz?! Fiz! Goddess, Fiz, please … FIZ: Puh-princess …Y-your face … is as beautiful as the sky … TULA: Ohh – you’re a sweetie. Looks like you could use some help. FIZ: Oh … I suh-seem[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT SHEAHLA: I told you this was a bad plan! YATTA: I haven’t lost my hat yet! SHEAHLA: What the hell does that mean?! YATTA: I – just thought it sounded clever, my love! SHEAHLA:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT: HRRAARCH: <Well, if you don’t need to make water, that’s well. I want to get many leagues under our wings before I have to land. I have seen Urtts on the western side of these mountains, and I don’t[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT Ipola is flying on the back of Hraarch, and seems a bit lost in thought HRRAARCH: <Ipola? … Ipola!> IPOLA: <What – yes?> HRRAARCH: <I said, when will you need to land to make water?> IPOLA: <Oh –[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT ZONN: Wow. CHERA: So – “be bold and trust to luck,” eh? ZONN: Yes … CHERA: Isn’t that exactly what you always used to say? ZONN: Yes. And look where it got me. CHERA: Well, I am looking, Lord.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT: MENTL: (to the Book) Okay – you’re going to take us where we belong, right? Where we’re supposed to be – right? So please … please … Been beat up and battered around Been sent up, and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT: TULA: Farewell, until we meet again. CHERA: Here. (gives her a bracelet) To remember me by. TULA: As if I could forget – I owe you so much. CHERA: You know better than that. TULA: So do you. ZONA:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

That’s right – from now through August 14th, all new rewards will be unlocked for all Patreon patrons of The Challenges Of Zona! This will give our one dollar Erogenians a taste of what they’ve been missing, and hopefully encourage[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT: ZONA: Father – ZONN: Yes – daughter? ZONA: It’s time for us to be going, too. ZONN: I … see. Well, you’ll probably need mounts, and supplies … ZONA: Probably not, Father. Mentl? MENTL: Yeah, see – It shows[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT: IPOLA: (Embraces Zona and Tula and Mentl) Be well, my children. Be safe, be strong. I expect to see you again in the Valley Of The Moon. MENTL: Hey, you too, right? IPOLA: Indeed, my new son. IPOLA:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT IPOLA: (in Aburor speech) <Greetings wind wandering Hrraarch, Hanch-Daughter. Ipola Ravonna-Daughter greets you with gratitude.> HRRAARCH: <Greetings, Ipola Ravonna-Daughter. Hrraarch, Hanch-Daughter comes as agreed. We ride the wind now back to our own eiries.> TULA: <Honor follows you, noble[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT: ZONN: Gods – I’ve never been this close to one of them before. IPOLA: Get a good look. You probably never will again. TULA: Never say “Never,” Mother. The future is going to be very interesting. IPOLA: Prophesy,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT BETHELA: Poor boy … YANORA: “Poor boy?” YANORA: That “poor boy” conspired with the Urtts, gleefully embraced treason, attempted to kill the Erogenian princess as well as his own brother – the king of Kivalia! To[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...