Too Much Information – an online comic

I know there were volunteers before, I’ve just been shy about relinquishing control. But it’s past time I asked for help. I never got the transcripts for most of the older comics done since the feature was added. Also I’ve[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

OK. Finally got down to it and finished getting all of the 2005 comics tagged and titled (and uploaded when necessary). Except for the Halloween post. Can’t find the pic anywhere. Now for 2006. Should be done by 2020 or[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

The making a servant race thing does seem to backfire… ↓ Transcript Peach Ixy, I really don’t understand your worry. It’s us humans they’ve been hunting for food. Ixil You don’t understand, we know the truth about their origin. We[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

He doesn’t look happy… ↓ Transcript Peach I should mention that my real reason for bringing you over was to ask about our relay pods getting destroyed, which appears to include the ones you’ve “borrowed.” Ixil Ah, borrowed, yes. It[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

He’s also fond of banana peels… ↓ Transcript Peach Well, I guess I owe you an apology. Ixil For thinking I dumped your friend in North Korea? Think nothing of it. It’s an understandable assumption. Peach No. I know you’re[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

It’s not the first time… ↓ Transcript Peach Let’s get you to the MedChief for a quick exam. And you can tell us all about how Ace crashed your ship into North Korea. Ixil Wait a tic. Ace looks alot[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Only fools see perfect reflections.

Eventually… ↓ Transcript Ace OK. I need everyone to leave. Clean room, remember? Akane OH! I am sorry, Ace-dono. I will shave my hair and return to help clean. Ace Please don’t. I think your hair is cool. And we[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

So much for the clean room… ↓ Transcript Gina That’s my son, Ace, you know. Peach Well, this is getting even better than I expected. Ixil Eep... Ace Dude, chill. I’m not going to hurt you. But what are you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

I don’t think Ixil really understands who he should really be afraid of… ↓ Transcript Peach You win that bet. Our fusion and main subspace traction drives are in the nacelles and a good part of the secondary hull is[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Here’s a closer look at Raven for you. The vote incentive is topless.

She’ll get that other 50 points soon enough. ↓ TranscriptIxil Peach! This is kidnapping! That’s outside all scope of our peoples’ agreements! I hope you wanted a shooting war, be- Peach Oh? But I have you on record saying you’d[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Ah. A reunion…. ↓ TranscriptPeach Let’s see what the local Grey commander has to say. I’ve always wanted to do this. Admiral Peach to Transporter Room 5. Marteen Trans5. Crewmember Marteen. What can I do for you, Admiral? Peach Under[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

I don’t think she’s learning what she set out to do… ↓ TranscriptDoor sign: VIP Guest Gabriel Gibs-clan Door sign: Assembly Representative Countess K’Aya na-Ishi-scion K’Aya There you are. Did you learn anything useful? na-B’Lili More research. Need more research.

I thought this was pretty damn cool!

For what it’s worth, Raven’s older than the English Language… ↓ TranscriptRaven Oy, You! Seems some clarifiyin’s in order! Could be a while afore ya see me in the comic, so listen ta me good. So ya know, I ain’t[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

One time! Just one time I do this because we have a lot of family over and it becomes an instant holiday tradition. Any leftovers don’t last long. Mini potatoes (1” to 2” diameter I get mine from Costco) –[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

↓ Transcript "Like I'm going to walk up to my new best friend and say, 'By the way, I murdered your grandfather.'" "Wow. I'm sorry. I never considered that. It was supposed to be one last happy day before the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

A holiday favorite in my family for generations. Shown with optional bacon. Serves one if my sister’s ex is in the room. Petit Pois or New Baby Peas – 1 or 2 cans Diced Celery – about equal amount to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Since people ask, I thought I post a few of my original recipes. Starting with how I prepare mushrooms and onions. I originally started doing them to put on burgers, but it’s become a side dish, too. Mushrooms and Onions[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

↓ Transcript She looked at Hans sorrowfully. "I had originally thought Lord Madison seeking me out when the first window appeared before me. I see I was mistaken and assumed overmuch his intent. For that, Lord Madison, I apologize, and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Yeah, I’m hoping to take over the top spot on TopWebComics. So, here’s another chain of incentives As mentioned before, their clock appears to be on Coordinated Universal Time, so be sure to vote early (and often). I may put[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

↓ Transcript Casting the unpleasant thought aside, Za asked Hans, "Still, I am surprised, Lord Madison. You have not so much as a scratch. Was besting Fenrir so easy for you?" Thank goodness, the subject had changed. "No, he nearly[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

↓ Transcript Tiek placed a hand on Hans' shoulder as she refilled his cup. Hans shied away. Gná noticed. "Is something wrong? Does she offend you somehow?" Hans shook his head. "No, not at all. I'm just not used to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

↓ TranscriptCHAPTER 10--DISTRACTION In Gná's hall a great table had been set, Gná at the head, Hans to her right. To her left, sat Za, unarmored and dressed in an unadorned blue kimono, though her sword was still at her[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Goodbye 2018! Mercy’s not opposed to doing a few pinups over the next few days, especially if it’ll inspire you to show due caution during her busy season. Don’t miss the incentives: ↓ TranscriptMercy It’s looking like my getting the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Obviously Inspector Mercy’s a spectral reaper, not an undead revenant. So don’t tell her described her as a ghoul. Another 4 part incentive. Last I checked, TopWebComics.com ran incentives on UTC (Coordinated Universal Time). SFW Sans Bra (12/27 UTC) Shirtless[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Is it still magic if you know how it works? ↓ TranscriptJaz I have to keep up with Ace. So I can’t spare any brain cells. But- You really believe in precognition? Carver What I believe doesn’t matter. What I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Christmas dinner. Just myself, Mom and her boyfriend this year, so I kept it simple. Kings Hawaiian rolls, teriyaki caramelized onions and mushrooms, broiled black forest ham, pea-celery-bacon salad, ambrosia (Fred Meyer deli -delicious), and roasted parmesan potatoes and brussel[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Since so many people showed such interest in Akane’s feet, she felt they deserved a closer lick, er, look. If anybody asks nicely, I’ll put the 4K PNG up on DeviantArt.

I felt bad about leaving Akane out of the group photo, so here she is as a special vote incentive. Since so many people were interested in her feet, I corrected that… Here are larger copies of the post: […]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

↓ TranscriptYè-Xiàn Stones and bramble! They’ve never taken out a relay pod in orbit before. Someone really doesn’t want us talking to anyone on the ground. Ace “Stones and bramble?” Interesting that a space based culture would use that as[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Happiest Holidays. Yuletide Joy. Solstice, uh, Good Times. Enjoy your day off! Or whatever. I wish you all the best. And for New Years Eve, if you’re rich, I’m single. Actually, I’m really single and flat broke… The pattern for[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

↓ Transcript ≪I'll be good. I'll . . .≫ "Oh, Seidr Dear. It hurts me to say this, but you must know. He is but a boy. And his kind has ever been fickle. Already he has held me in[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

I’d bet even G-man gets spam. (You should be able to comment again. The anti-spam plugin I was using got too aggressive.)

↓ TranscriptCHAPTER 9--DECEIT Elf vs. elf. ≪Quit worrying! I'm sure he can't have gotten into trouble already.≫ Seidr sat at the table of her kitchen, picking at her meal. In the back of her mind she heard Gná's request to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

I didn’t say Columbia didn’t enjoy the hog farm story. ↓ TranscriptReady Isn’t this still your Rest Period, Commander? Columbia I got bored. Ready I was going to tell Kimi-chan the story of how Young Tauthe found The Guide. Columbia[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

↓ Transcript A particularly nice bottom drifted in and out of view. He almost succeeded in not checking out the owner. He decided to simply face Za. It wasn't like he could make out anything below water. He thought he[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

↓ TranscriptKimi So familiar. Ready I can snap her out of it, if I may share something personal about you. Kimi Go for it. Ready Commander, did you know that Kimi-chan also fancies Ace? --- Columbia Really?!

Here’s another daki format for you. Magenta gone full frontal.

↓ TranscriptZa sat next to him, and as her back was scrubbed, she washed her front and legs with her own cloth. Hans had not been offered his own cloth, and as he reflected on this, tried not to think[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

I can see how you could get “guide” from “quaid.” ↓ TranscriptDenali Welcome to the Main Bridge, Just Ace. Ace Commander Denali? Didn’t you go off duty just a few hours ago? Denali That was my watch team’s Break Shift.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Angelique Kidjo is an old favorite of mine. Going all the way back to her Batonga video. Here’s her cover of Voodoo Chile. Be sure to check out more of her work.

Ace doesn’t act out of malice, he just takes makes sure that certain people can never get away with whatever they did ever again. And we already know he can take permanent measures. Well, we know of ONE time, anyway.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

↓ Transcript Hans straightened and shrugged. "It's called Kendo. It's really more of a sport. You should meet my friend, Jin, er, Hasaki. I'm lucky to score a point on him, but he can beat me like a punching bag."[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

4 1/2… http://www.tmi-comic.com/comic/pricked/ ↓ Transcript Dr Lane Good Morning, Aoi-san. Your chart’s looking good. Aoi Any chance you’ll spring me today, Lane-sensei? Dr Lane I wanted 48 hours of readings, but I think we’re past any crisis. Aoi Oh good. I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Normally I don’t subscribe to the “she asked for it” argument… ↓ Transcript Columbia Hi! I didn’t mean to eavesdrop. I just walked in and The ENKI started feeding me a running translation. But it’s being very literal, so I’m[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Text wall! ↓ Transcript Kimi 「You seem to be taking a lot of interest in my love life.」 Ready 「Love is life. Life is the interest of The Awakened. To see it carry on. To see joy and strife. To[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

I think somebody’s inner mad scientist has been awoken. ↓ Transcript Jaz I’m going to come out and say that you seem to me rather paranoid about mystery nanos, but I don’t know enough to say its unjustified. I have[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Like many a Christmas carol, the Twelve Days of Christmas is probably one you’ve gotten memorized. It’s a fun song, but it’s all about getting. How about a giving song instead? So, here’s one I wrote. For those waging war[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...