Too Much Information – an online comic

Like you were going to let me get away with NOT doing this… ↓ TranscriptWalton You know, Ace, we’re just teasing. Group bathing is mostly social to us. It’s a little sensual sometimes, but mostly in fun. It’s actual sex[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

I admit, I’ve been binge-watching Counting Cars the last few weeks. My dad’s a mechanic. Some of my earliest memories are helping bleed brake lines and watching him adjust valves and timings. I don’t think I count as a car[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

I didn’t know there were any peanuts in the house to begin with. ↓ TranscriptCarly <japanese> Barbi-san, Rocky says she’ll have burgers ready with extra wedge fries for Mother in a few more minutes, so you can head straight back[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

It’s not so much that it’s on track, as it’s a runaway train. ↓ TranscriptWalton So, Ace. How about a nice, thorough scrubbing? I’m sure your women will appreciate it and the delicious tension you’ll bring to bed. Ace Women?[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

We never did name the ladies from the bridge… In curls is na-Nillina. Magenta should be obvious. She will do The Time Warp if asked. ↓ TranscriptWalton Ace! I never got to say how good it is to see you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

E) All of the above… ↓ TranscriptAce Hello, Enki? Roddie?! Roddie Roddie, here. Yes, Just Ace? How can I help you? Ace I just accidentally walked in on the Ladies’ Sentō. I totally misunderstood the information system in my quarters.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Looks like Ace missed the crowd… ↓ TranscriptAce Hello, Enki? ENKI ENKI responding. How may I be of assistance? Ace Tell me about yourself, please. What does Enki mean? ENKI In Classic Orion, “Enki” means “Knowledgeable One.” It also happens[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Ordinarily, there would be a lot of competition for such a treat… ↓ TranscriptHellena We’re off to see the Sorceress? The Gracious Sorceress of Seas. Bruce First things first. I just got a whiff of whale carcass. Just starting to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Plenty of oil traces to follow, tho… ↓ TranscriptShark I’m confused. I prowl here regularly, but I haven't seen you before. How could you have been here your entire lives? Michelle I remember every moment of my life. All 15[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

O_o ↓ TranscriptHellena Bruce, maybe? Shæd Oh! Yeah. That was the nickname for the mechanical shark in Jaws. And the shark in Finding Nemo. I loved those movies. Michelle What’s a movie? Shæd That’s right. You’ve never been human. Michelle[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

I have a name in mind, but I’m opening the floor to suggestions. ↓ TranscriptShark Deep water is no home for you, Ma’am. You must be hungry. I will drive prey to you. Michelle That would be nice, thank you.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Only humans are dumb enough to mess with mermaids. ↓ TranscriptHellena At least we aren’t going to fizzing drown. Shæd What art we, now? Half shark? Michele Shark? Sharks have vertical fins. We have horizontal flukes. These are dolphin butts.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

I guess not everyone is going to have a problem with unfolding events. ↓ TranscriptHellena Oh sharkfins! Shæd What?! Michele! She’s never been human. She won’t know how to flapping swim! --- Michele WHEEEE! Shæd I don't think that’s going[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Yeah, I know. The pacings a little off.

There is a choice here. Let Jaz do what she wants, or do what Jaz wants. One of those means the beds won’t be pushed together. (Ignore the pants color. I have to go back and fix a production error.)[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Basic Residences usually consist of an Anteroom, Sleeping Area, and Sanitary Room. Laundry and bathing are usually done in a common facility. Dining facilities are usually provided as a cafeteria, or shared kitchen. ↓ TranscriptSteward Ashe If you need anything,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

That’s Senior Crewleader Ashe (Like a Petty Officer), Steward, Ship Administration and Services Department. She knows Countess K’aya would say she’s thrilled to let Ace have her quarters. ↓ TranscriptSteward Ashe This is a Basic Quarters unit. Princess Luna told[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Columbia’s a little out of touch. With all the new ship construction, interstellar tourism is becoming more affordable. Uttu-isten is being billed as the Orion Hawaii, even if it does take a few deci-cycles to get there and back. ↓[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Columbia is actually planet-born. Her homeworld, Uttu-isten, like most habitable worlds, orbits a red dwarf and is tidally locked with the main continent facing the star. It tends to get pretty warm. ↓ TranscriptCarver Commander, about your lack of attire…[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

It’s OK. Columbia’s off duty. She doesn’t need to be in uniform.

Sound’s more like one has come a long way. ↓ TranscriptKimi Elf? Carver Half-elf. My mother was a Drow; a Dark Elf. Part of the Fae Exodus. Tho I got my complexion from my father, a Black Orion. Peach When[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

↓ TranscriptAce So unless we clear this up soon, we may have to take the long way home. That’s travel to a nearby star, and then gate back. That could be several months. I’m told you’ll need to stay in[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Now what do you suppose those outfits might be? (Difficulty: “Schoolgirl” has been over done, but I’m sure that’s on the rack.) ↓ TranscriptCarver I see that I was right that the two of you would find each other’s company[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

I could swear the felt privacy was important a minute ago… ↓ TranscriptNarration Back to “Classic Orion”. K’Aya [ What? They invoked privacy already? Bring up our concealed pickup. ] na-B’Lili [ It seems to be offline. I know I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

More like she didn’t say… ↓ TranscriptAce OK. Now we can talk. As much as I like the Orions, I don’t want to spend the next few months taking the long way home. Akane You are certain they do not[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Sorry about the delay. I splurged on the eARC (electronic Advanced Reader Copy) of David Weber’s Uncompromising Honor, and there was no putting it down. And like the others, if you miss this one, the UHD sized version is on my[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Grampy says… So long as anyone’s rights can be casually violated, no one really has any rights. There is only privilege and oppression. Privilege can vanish in an instant. And oppression always fails without warning. The same machine that leaves[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Barbi without a stitch, tho see seems a tad surprised about it… Andx, like the others, the UHD version, along with other old incentives can also be found on my DeviantArt page (registration required to see the nudes).

Running a little short of time, so, text wall. ↓ TranscriptColumbia Has anyone told you about how welcome Terrans are in The Empire? It’s not just because we need the genetic diversity, but we’re also a little nuts for your[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Here’s two good reasons to vote today… If you miss it, you can find the 4K version on my DeviantArt page.

As long as he keeps sending in reports…

Here’s Barbi in just her night clothes. As mentioned before, I’m recycling old vote incentives. Tomorrow, the topless version. If you miss this one, you can still find the 4K version, and other art, on my DeviantArt page (registration required).

As mentioned before, I’m recycling old (popular) vote incentives. Here’s Barbi again, without her blouse. If you miss it, you can find it here on my DeviantArt page, along with other old incentives. Registration required to view nudity. TWC[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

For the record, it’s Andromeda that got Quade in trouble.

Going to revisit some old wallpapers for vote incentives. Starting with Barbi. She’ll be taking more off every day this week. So don’t forget to vote or you’ll miss it. You can find a 4K version on my DeviantArt page[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Silly me. I forgot that ComicPress has an import feature, and here I was avoiding the rather daunting task of getting things straight again. The basic TMI archive is back up, tho some images and maybe a post or more[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

She would have put a man in “The Can” but Purist males willing to travel are a bit rare…

Talked to the doctor the other day. Going to try doing without the straight up antidepressants. Haven’t tried one yet that didn’t have a negative effect. What little focus I could bring to bear has been needed for other things.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

I know some of you have offered, so I’m taking you all up on it. Obviously you’ll need to register as a user. Once you comment below your desire to help, I can give you editor privileges. We need to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

It would be hard to find a soft spot on Rocky…

I’m sure Gina might know a few pointers.

Don’t worry. Prince Gilligan Peach-scion has long since reprogrammed shipsuits to account for longer hair… Addendum (2/21/2018): The actual meaning the The Countess intends by “dirt” is, shall we say, well composted soil. Many Highborn refer to Terra as Ea Ar’Te,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

You’ll be seeing these two shortly…

I’ll try to avoid being too spoilery, but I have a few thoughts after Episode 13 of Star Trek: Discovery (ST:D?!). First, I don’t think we’re done with the Mirror Universe. I think that Mirror (Empress) Georgiou is not necessarily[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Almond jelly is a thing. Really…

Naturally, protein strips come with a choice of dipping sauces.

Relax. It’s Huevos Rancheros smothered in chili verde sauce. The tortillas are green, tho,

Now, if I knew it was Inspector Mercy coming for me…

Changed my handle to AndyOH! The old spelling of my surname is “Oden d’Hal”, but that does BAD things to computers. It better matches my recently changed DeviantArt name: AndyOH-TMI https://andyoh-tmi.deviantart.com/ Don’t know why I didn’t think of it sooner. Should[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...