18-year-old Ted Cruz wants to "take over the world" and "be in a teen tit film"
by Mark Frauenfelder from on (#11TRG)
"In 1988, high school senior Ted Cruz reflected on his life's ambitions while attending Second Baptist School in Houston, TX. Now, he is a Republican Senator running for the office of the President of the United States of America."
He's on his way to getting everything he asked for!
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