A Comment Assistant Robot That Helps You Argue Online When Fighting Internet Battles
by Scott Beale from Laughing Squid on (#17A2D)

Inventor and developer Simone Giertz created a hilarious Comment Assistant robot to help people argue online when fighting internet battles.
It has finally arrived! Let the Comment Assistanta fight your internet battles for you. A sample of the logical arguments the Comment Assistanta is capable of:
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