Modern tribes: the climate change denier

They can't admit it's the coldest March in years and there are more penguins around than at any time in human history. It's all being hushed up

Hahahaha, here we go again. Listen, they're all "shocked" - what planet do these people live on?! You know there was ice on the bird bath again last night? In March! And now we're meant to panic because it's boiling in Australia. It's called weather, people. El Nino mean anything? Thought not. It was hot here in 1976, wasn't it? Nobody went mental, said our kids would all fry if we didn't give up lawnmowers, or whatever it is now - yoghurt, probably. You know they're trying to blame cows, as well as anybody evil enough to boil a kettle?

No, because there weren't any renewables in 1976. Ask yourself, who's making a profit, it's all about power and money, wind farms and solar panels - and batshit crazy catastrophists lying about extinct polar bears. Complete myth. Fact: they're all going in your lasagne. It's just being covered up. So where are the polar bear bodies then? Just do the math.