The Food Surgeon Performs a Documented Autopsy on a Mysteriously Felled Banana

The Food Surgeon temporarily moved out of the operating room and into the morgue to solve the mysterious death of a banana. In search of the answer, the surgeon delicately performed a documented autopsy in order to determine what felled the yellow fruit.

Autopsy of a Banana
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AUTOPSY OF A BANANA
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Surgeon's notes:

0:11 - Another John Doe. sigh
0:25 - Cadaver approx 1.5"^3-2.5"^3 wide.
0:45 - Cadaver approx 6.5"^3 long.
0:59 - Multiple shallow stab wounds on the lower finger of the cadaver, north of the remains of the perianth. Our suspect is surely not a tryptophobe ( don't google this, for your own sake ).
1:16 - Bruising and shallow lacerations visible near cadaver's stalk. Suspect John Doe was restrained with a thin rope, or twine. Perhaps bondage gone awry?
1:45 - Thoracic impalement via a metal nail, approx 1'5"^3 long, appears to be the cause of death. Will test nail for fingerprints.
2:35 - Let's run a tissue analysis and see if we can get a more accurate Time of Death.
3:01 - ToD approx 4-6 hours ago.
3:39 - Homicide.
3:42 - Cadaver is delicious.