Never mind immigrants, let’s clamp down on nasty Euro moths! | Dean Burnett

The biggest threat to Britain from the EU is uncontrolled moth migration. We need to let these winged freeloaders know that they're not welcome here

With all the frantic panic going on around the EU referendum next week, it's easy to overlook the fact that this is a distraction from the real issue. Never mind immigration, or terrorism, or economic concerns, or who controls what; the real danger facing the UK at the moment? Moths! Millions and millions of greedy selfish European Diamondback moths are set to invade our glorious land, devouring our crops, hassling our women, taking our jobs and claiming benefits.

You won't have heard a peep about this from the government though, thanks to the liberal pro-moth lefty PC agenda that controls our media for some reason despite us having the most right-wing government for a generation. You can't argue with the facts! Unless they're facts you don't agree with, in which case argue all you want. Fill your boots. Whatever happened to free speech?