This Beautiful Creature Must Die: what is Morrissey's animal rights game like?

Peta has launched a game approved by the Smiths frontman, complete with a bleepy rendition of Meat Is Murder - but is it any good?

Can anyone remember magician Paul Daniels'seminal retro computer game Rabbits? Maybe, on the grounds that it was one of the worst computer games ever set to code, you can't. But I do. I do because I spent minutes that turned into hours that turned into days trying to complete it.

I was reminded of that precious lost time - time I could have spent reading i la recherche du temps perdu in its original French, or learning to salsa dance, or basically doing anything that wasn't trying to make a crudely drawn rabbit collect "magic items" for no discernible reason - when I was asked to test-run Morrissey's new vegetarian computer game, This Beautiful Creature Must Die.