Phallic symbol of Volgograd airport erased prior to Putin's arrival

In anticipation of the arrival of Donald Trump's puppetmaster at Volgograd airport, apparatchiks ordered the obscuration of a wall painting dubbed "The Friendly Penis."

Before:

DD-N...D. D' D'D3/4DD^3D3/4D^3NDDD, D^2 DNND3/4DD3/4NNNf. DDD NDD1/4 DDDD3/4NN? - "D'ND DDDD3/4D1/4DDDDN D3/4 NDDD"

A photo posted by DD^3D3/4NN DND3/4D1/4 (@igorgrom) on Aug 15, 2016 at 1:16am PDT

After:

#DDNDNN D-DDD1/4DDDNDN DDDDDNN D3/4DDNDNDD^2DD3/4 DNDNDD^2DDDD DDNDD DNDDDND3/4D1/4 D'. DNfNDDD TM #D^2D3/4DD^3D3/4D^3NDD #DNND3/4DD3/4NN #DND3/4D-DDDNDD3/4NDD3/4D^1D1/4DN

A photo posted by Max On (@maxon_russian) on Aug 17, 2016 at 2:46am PDT

The U.S. would never do something as silly as this.

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