No, the Seafloor Didn’t Grow Hair. Those Are Eels by Matt Simon from on 2016-08-22 12:00 (#1R8X4) Some things just aren't supposed to have hair. Patrick Stewart, for instance, or hairless chihuahuas. And definitely not the ocean floor. The post No, the Seafloor Didn't Grow Hair. Those Are Eels appeared first on WIRED.