While You Were Offline: Grab Your Muskets for David S. Pumpkins! by Graeme McMillan from on 2016-10-30 11:00 (#1ZSVE) From the Mormon Mafia (?) to the incredible shrinking Apple laptop, here's everything you missed on the almighty internet this week. The post While You Were Offline: Grab Your Muskets for David S. Pumpkins! appeared first on WIRED.