TR's 12 days of giveaways: Adata super storage devices
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Ho ho ho... and a bottle of rum after this, probably. These darn kids are making me come back day after day packing all this stuff. I swear, in all my years as a Santa, I've never had to deal with such incessant begging for computer parts. Back in my day, we'd be happy to get an abacus. On top of that, they want me to deliver this to... gerbils, of all things? What are they going to do with these, use those "chips" to make a nest? Whatever, I've given up on understanding today's youth. Things were simpler back then, I'd just fly around, deliver some wooden cubes with letters, and kick back eggnogg with Rudolph. There, the bag's down, it's their problem now.
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