TR's 12 days of giveaways: Toshiba OCZ's gift
Greetings and good afternoon, gerbils. We're gathered here for today's edition of TR's 12 days of giveaways. Yes, yes, we know you're cheering loudly, begging for the TR Santa to show up. Let's use our long-range camera to take a peek. That's odd, there's no sign of Santa, and we see but a single reindeer. Judging by the nose, that's surely Rudolph, but he looks... grumpy? He's walking on his hind legs, has a cigarette in his mouth and he's apparently gone four days without shaving. His bloodshot eyes look none too friendly, either.
He's closer now, and looks like he's carrying... nothing? This is getting weirder by the second, folks. He's probably a hundred yards away, and he's starting to spin. He's throwing something at us, like an olympic shot putter. The object's flying over, and he's arcing one of his front legs in a ...