TR's 12 days of giveaways: G.Skill gives gerbils good gear
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Greetings, fellow gerbils. It is with a heavy heart that we must inform you that the TR Santa won't be making any more deliveries. We received a note from the North Pole simply saying, "I'm too old for this (unreadable)," with a picture of Detective Murtaugh wearing a Santa hat. We fear our giveaways have been cut short, folks.
Wait, what's this? We've been handed a large FedEx package, and it contains... a postcard. It's written in single-letter cutouts and just says "gotcha, suckers!" Sheesh, as if we didn't have enough wiseacres around here already. Let's dig deeper in the bag. Ooh, shiny! ...