How funny do you think you are? Personality quiz
by Ben Ambridge from on (#27833)
Make up the punchlines to five jokes then discover whether you are a complete gagmeister or a total pain
How funny do you think you are? To find out, complete the following zingers - ideally with a willing friend or partner - and compare your witticisms. Possible answers are shown at the bottom of the page.
(a) The angler told me he hadn't had a bite in days. So"
(b) The good-looking anaesthetist was nicknamed "Appendix" because"
(c) Carrots are definitely good for your eyesight. I've never seen"
(d) Give him an inch and he"
(e) Do you know your house is on fire?