Three months with the cheapest electric kettle that didn’t look like it would kill me
At $11, the Proctor Silex K2070YA 1-Liter Electric Kettle was the cheapest model I could find on Amazon that didn't look like it would result in electrocution or an explosion of boiling water. I've spent three months with it. It's OK.
In fact, it's showing no sign at all of problems. It boils water fast. The cord is detachable. It automatically shuts off when it boils, or if you try to boil air. The design makes it possible to refill from a faucet or fridge dispenser without opening the lid. You can see from across the room how full it is, too, thanks to its nice big window.
The little "heating in progress" LED light inside the transparent switch is still working after months of use, and there's no rubbery seal around the lid slowly failing; two problems that soon became annoyances on the $75 Breville this replaced. The only problem, such as it is? The LEX part of the logo has completely and slightly mysteriously disappeared.
Here's a photo of the heating element after a thousand or so boils:
If you do want to die, though, the $2.17 Lookatool Pocket Boiler is where it's at. The Ovente looks quite similar to the Proctor Silex model, comes in several cool colors, and is currently the same price, but has a stupid window.