Which Upper Class Twit Attending This Fancy Horse Race Are You?
by Barry Petchesky from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#2STMZ)
The Royal Ascot, the most prestigious meet of Britain's horse racing season (yes, the one with the hats), begins next week. And if you're going to attend, the organizers want to make sure that they've got your title correct. Wouldn't do to be rude.