Wanting To Trade Kristaps Porzingis Isn't Even The Dumbest Part
by Albert Burneko from on (#2TP6K)

Let's say you had a car-like, just hypothetically, let's say you had an extremely rare 7-foot-3 Latvian car that could shoot three-pointers and block shots and run the floor like a much smaller and nimbler car-but you wanted to trade it for a cooler car. Hell, let's say you're a big dumb idiot, and you wanted to"