Amazon Prime day just started but the only thing worth buying so far is this giant bag of penis-shaped candy
by Rob Beschizza from on (#2W58J)
Amazon Prime Day kicks off at the hour, heralding what its hype claims is a better set of deals than the traditional November stampedes. I eagerly hit the previews in expectation of interesting tech bargains and whatnot, but the only things I could find worth buying are are these enormous bagfuls of colorful candy cocks.
That said, I can hardly say I'm disappointed.