"Megatron's Butthole" To Remain Clenched
by Tom Ley from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#2XGTZ)
When we last checked in on the progress of the Atlanta Falcons' new stadium, which features an eight-petal retractable roof known as "Megatron's Butthole," things were stopped up. The Atlanta Journal Constitution brings us an update today, and it looks like the hole will remain closed for some time.