Adult Chat Site's In-House DMCA Takedown Service Targets Tons Of Legit Sites, Including Its Own URLs [UPDATE]

UPDATE: Not until after the post went live did I finally hear back from Chaturbate about its bogus DMCA notices. Chaturbate's support claims these notices were performed by an imposter. I'm not ready to take the company at its word, as there are hundreds of DMCA notices to be dug through before anything can be determined further. It does appear some DMCA notices were more finely-targeted (claims sites "stilled content" [?!]) but all of these were issued in a five-day span, suggested a concerted effort by Chaturbate that appears to have misfired, at least initially.

Portmanteau words are great. It's a highly-efficient way to forcibly join two (possibly unrelated) actions and create a brand new activity. Add to this a decently-fast internet connection and you have Chaturbate, a service that puts people together to do things to themselves separately.

Granted, much of this could be done with other services, including the portmaneau'ed ChatRoulette, but targeted markets are more profitable than floating from chat to chat hoping to escape the "turbate" part of this internet concoction. Chatting is fun. So is masturbation. But not many people enjoy being masturbated at, especially when they're looking to just chat a little. Chaturbate, however, gives people what they want, in as many varieties as they want it.

Good for Chaturbate and its users. Like any other webcam service, Chaturbate wants to keep people from finding the same stuff for free. So it performs its own free, in-house DMCA takedown service. Good news for its clientele, especially those providing the entertainment" or it would be, if it were done with any competence.

Unfortunately for Chaturbate and its users, this is being done as badly as inhumanly possible. Over the course of two days in July, Chaturbate carpet-bombed Google with DMCA notices -- many of them likely duplicates. Almost nothing has been removed. It may be there are a few illicit streams/recordings somewhere in the stack of webpages, but it's going to take some time to sort them out because of all the garbage added by Chaturbate's takedown efforts.

In addition to targeting its own site in its takedown requests...

Chaturbate has also targeted:

• Geographical research
• A book on the Large Hadron Collider
• A Canadian high school basketball coach
• A fundraising effort for curing cystic fibrosis
• The lyrics to a Miley Cyrus song
• A New York State Supreme Court decision
• A UK Mercede-Benz dealer
• The graduates of the University of Rochester
• A Steam forum discussion
• A report on treating Alzheimer's patients

And that's just a few selections from a single DMCA notice. There are dozens more, filled with the same errors. Multiple university websites are targeted, along with several product pages from Amazon and eBay. The only thing that seems to tie these URLs together might be the names mentioned on the pages. "Colin" seems to be one trigger, netting multiple bogus targets in Chaturbate's takedown notices, including most of the URLs listed above.

If Chaturbate is performing searches using performers' names, it's auto-generating a ton of garbage hits that no one at the company is sorting through before passing the takedown notices on to Google. A lack of attention to detail is never a good sign when it comes to the business world. It's even worse when it has the potential to delist legitimate content. And this would be happening en masse if Google were as careless as those issuing takedown notices.

I've attempted to obtain comments and/or clarification from Chaturbate but have yet to hear anything back. This post will be updated when I do.