If dishwashers were iPhones

Apple's business practices are seldom challenged in the tech world, but would consumers accept the same terms from any other kind of business?

Dear Members of the Speckless Community,

We're not big believers in responding to our critics here at Absterge. We like to think that our products speak for themselves, and we know that you agree - that's why you've helped turn us into the most successful kitchen appliance company in the history of the world.