Alex Gordon Smashes The MLB Dong Record With Over A Week To Spare
by Lauren Theisen from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#32N4W)

By the time September rolled around, it became a question of when, not if, MLB's 17-year-old collective single-season dinger record was going to fall. The record-breaking home run came in the eighth inning of tonight's game between the Royals and Blue Jays, as Alex Gordon smashed the 5,694th dong to break the mark set"