Three Greek Luminaries Walk Into a Bar...

Greek luminaries Socrates, Pericles, and Leonidas have time-traveled from ancient times to the 21st century. A few months after immersion in the modern world, Pericles is a convinced member of what modernity calls "the left," while Leonidas is an equally staunch member of "the right." Socrates, in contrast, finds 21st-century political thought shallow and confused. But perhaps it's his fault...