Fans Scramble For Home Run Ball, Debase Themselves
by Tom Ley from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#33GKM)

The first rule for being a cool and chill ballgame attendee is don't get blackout drunk and puke on people. The second rule is don't pursue a home run ball as if you are a seagull that just caught sight of a bread crumb. These fans in Arizona failed to follow the second rule last night: