Colorado Springs Police Beg Us To Stop Calling About The Mad Pooper, Who Is Still At Large
by Patrick Redford from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#33ZJ3)

The Colorado Springs Police Department's Public Information Officer audibly sighed into the phone Monday as he told me, again, that there were still no updates on the hunt for the Mad Pooper, the feculent jogger who has been terrorizing the city.