Coach K Is Just Bewildered By The FBI's College Basketball Investigation
by Patrick Redford from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3415B)

Once again, the loathsome Duke Blue Devils are expected to be one of the best teams in the country. Remember compulsive tripping artist Grayson Allen, a preening dingus whose Very Serious suspension lasted until Duke had an important ballgame? Not only is he back, but he'll be the captain this year once again. He'll"