The Bulls Suck!
by Albert Burneko from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#346N1)

Yes, I know, it's only the preseason, and the NBA has to shut up for at least another 10 days, if not all the days between now and Christmas. But schadenfreude never sleeps! And holy shit, man, the Chicago Bulls are gonna suck so amazingly hard this season.