Crazy Old Bastard Decides Hanging Onto A School Bus And Screaming Is A Good Plan
by Jason Torchinsky on Jalopnik, shared by Samer Kala from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#34J9H)

If you break it down, a lot of what living is about involves evaluating situations and then making the best decision you can. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Leverne Doran of Nottingham, Maryland, failed pretty dramatically by this definition of living, since he crawled onto the hood of a middle school bus"