No Delivery
by Patrick Redford on Adequate Man, shared by Patrick from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#362SF)

Here is a scenario that you have probably found yourself in recently: It's 7:00 p.m., you're finally home from work after a long day of whatever it is that you do all day at work, and you're out of food. You don't want to walk to the grocery store (ugh!), chop up and heat the foodstuffs you've purchased (gross!!!),"