Ways Jason Whitlock Probably Reacted After Learning GQ Named Colin Kaepernick Citizen of the Year, Ranked
by Damon Young on Very Smart Brothas, shared by Tim M from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#37VJE)

10. Took a really long shower. Not a Silkwood shower were he furiously scrubbed his skin, but one of those 40-minute-long soapless showers where you just lean up against a wall letting the water hit your back while you ponder the inescapable vastness of the void.