Utah Parent Wants School Mascot Renamed Because It Sounds Like The Word Penis
by Dan McQuade from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#37YMR)

Farmington High School won't open until next year. When it does, it will serve the community in and around Farmington, a fast-growing city in northern Utah. But the school already has a mascot, the Phoenix. The mythical bird was chosen by a vote of area children; it beat out Farmers, Eagles, Firebirds, Silverback,"