My Fellow Americans, I Regret To Inform You That Our Idiot President Is Being Owned Again
by Chris Thompson on The Concourse, shared by Chris T from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#38ZP6)

Yes, our dingus mingus of a President said something dumb and wrong, and once again he is being owned online for it. This time, in an effort to protect his image from the indignity of, umm, not being on the cover of one specific issue of one specific magazine, he made some shit up about "actually, I dumped them":